Marketing BS We Wish Would Die Already

Riot signs at the ready mates.

It’s time to torch the worst “advice” that’s holding NZ brands back.

If someone says “just add value!” one more time, we riot.

There, we said it. Let’s talk about the marketing myths that refuse to die no matter how many times reality drags them behind the shed. You’ve seen them recycled at least a million times on LinkedIn and free webinars. Maybe you’ve even parroted one back when you just wanted something to work.

The internet and people’s mindsets moved on from super generic content that could have been done by literally anybody. So here’s a few red flags.

The marketing myths we hate the most

1. Just Add Value

For starters, “value” has to be inherent. You should not have to be finding ways to add it. If what you offer isn’t already loaded with value every second of its existence, then you have way bigger fish to fry. Connection and relevance? That’s where brands get remembered. You are not going to get anywhere pushing “tips” no one asked for.

2. Post Every Day

If you’re posting daily and it feels like shouting into the void, you’re not alone. Frequency is meaningless if the content is dry, forced, or worse…completely ignorable. Stop being a slave to the big corpo algorithms, that isn’t a game you can even win. Ironically, when you let go of trying to please the corporate machines, and start trying to please the customers you want to connect with, crap like ‘post every day’ sounds just as dumb as it is. More is not automatically better, and means you are more likely to be sliding into posting junk just to keep up, which is wayyyy more damaging to your brand.

3. More Followers = More Sales

Apparently, you can’t pay your bills with likes (we checked). You want buyers, not just lurkers. Micro-audiences with loyalty > big, silent crowds.

4. You Must Niche Down

We love a good niche, but it is not the only game in town. Some of the best NZ businesses are multi-hyphenates (offering more than one thing, to more than one type of person). If niching down feels like shrink-wrapping your soul, you’re probably doing it wrong.

5. You Just Need Content Pillars

Look, “pillars” are fine if you’re building a fence. But your brand is not a spreadsheet. Stop squishing your voice into boring boxes and going on endlessly about the same 10 tips/tricks everyone on the planet already knows or has heard to death. Content works best when it’s flexible, reactive, and actually sounds like you. You are human, you have opinions and advice and honest to god thoughts in your head (or at least we reallly hope so, please don’t come for us AI overlords).

Why Do These Myths Linger?

Because they sound easy. Because someone sold them in a $27 eBook. Because “just add value!” feels safer than saying something real. Most NZ brands are playing by rules made for someone else’s audience, somewhere else in the world.

Ready to riot? Here’s what to do instead:

• Ditch formulaic tips and talk to your audience like the living, breathing people that they are.
• Post when you have something to say, not because your calendar said “go.”
• Care more about impact and results than how many strangers follow you.
• Build your own mix, your own way. Niche when you want, pivot when it suits.
• Let your content breathe. Try, test, and break the rules on purpose.

If your “strategy” feels like painting by numbers, maybe it’s time to throw out the kit. Grab a riot sign and join us. The brands that stand out are always the ones who aren’t afraid to break things and do it their way.

And if you ever need help turning chaos into clever strategy, well, you know who to call. We’ll bring the megaphone.